Wednesday, 1 October 2014
Survival Kit
The zombie prevention team will soon announce details of what to include in your Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit. Until then remain at home with all doors and windows firmly locked.
Inverness Quarantined
Following the government announcement Inverness has been quarantined for the good of the remainder of the UK. All residents are advised that troops have been given the order to shoot-on-sight any person who attempts to escape from the city.
Important message from Chief of the Armed Forces
The Chief of the Armed Forces has released a video explaining the situation to the residents of the United Kingdom.
Important message from the government!
Dear Citizens, the government has released the following statement in response to the Rage epidemic.
Oh no!!! The PM has been infected
The brave souls of 3EN6 have risked life and limb in order to deliver a medical report to the UN on "Rage". However, just before the PM was due to brief the UK on the dangers of the virus he himself was infected! Coughed on by an infected baby at a photoshoot, the infectious saliva turned him into a zombie in minutes. Now it's up to 3EN6 to chair a cabinet meeting to discuss the government's reaction to the outbreak.
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